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1. Resistance to forming good habits* becomes a plus when applied to bad habits**.
2. Molasses-like RAM on this laptop matches current brain RAM.
3. On the other hand, neither aforementioned device runs hot, so using them in bed*** does not mask menopausal symptoms.
4. At least I'm not bleeding.
5. And I don't get grand mal seizures.

* For instance, I don't write here everyday
**But I don't drink or smoke
*** No, not that way